Satire story: Kitten Stolen Shock

Christine Hemming, the redoubtable wife of Liberal Democrat M.P., John Hemming has pleaded not guilty to stealing the pussy of her husband's lover, Emily Cocks who is Hemming's favourite researcher. Cocks is the mother of a Kitten Stolen ShockSatire about

Pisces horoscope

Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day. * This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist......