Satire story: Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Signed Her Dildo

Following yesterdays revelation that Kristen Stewart's bondage gear ended up all over the foyer of New York's Roosevelt Hotel, a 15" dildo has come 'up' for auction. Antique expert, Sidney Normanton, spotted the dildo this morning Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Signed Her DildoSatire about

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