Satire story: Kuyt Is Better Than Messi

This is the incredible view of "Fat Spanish Waiter" Rafael "ranting" Benitez. "Fat" Rafa claims that Dirk Kuyt, the poor Dutch "winger?", has better skill on the ball, is faster and generally better looking than Kuyt Is Better Than MessiSatire about

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Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....