Satire story: Lanky Footystar, Peter Crouch, Beds A "Hooker" Because His Fiancee Is Too Tall!

England footy international, Peter Crouch, better known for his length and heading ability than his sexual excapades bedded a Nigerian Hooker because his fiancee is a bit too tall and doesn't give him enough downward Lanky Footystar, Peter Crouch, Beds A "Hooker" Because His Fiancee Is Too Tall!Satire about

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