Satire story: Le Crunch

Today, millions of truffle sniffing Frenchmen and their mistresses are waking up with a sore head following their country's shameful assault on the England rugby team in the Stade De France last night. Le CrunchSatire about

Cancer horoscope

Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your......