Satire story: Letter To The Onion Editors

Matthew writes: Sirs, Your article entitled "Skeleton Of Mayan Nerd Dug From Prehistoric Locker", while humorous, is rife with anthropological and archeological inaccuracies. Firstly, the Altun Ha settlement was not yet settled in 800 B.C. Letter To The Onion EditorsSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....