Satire story: Lindsay Lohan Busted With The Fine White Sugar

Today Lindsay Lohan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than most people thought possible. She has been caught driving intoxicated (again) and possessed several bags of powdered substance thought to be crack cocaine. Lindsay Lohan Busted With The Fine White SugarSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......