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BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan called up Ryan Seacrest and told him that ever since her affair with Samantha Ronson ended no one seems to care about her. She said that she has fallen into a Lindsay Lohan Depressed - Says The Media Is Ignoring HerSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....