Satire story: Lindsay Lohan Dumps Girlfriend For Playboy Model

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsons relationship has been on the rocks for months now, so it was no real suprise when the star told me three days ago: "Me and Sam are over, We just Lindsay Lohan Dumps Girlfriend For Playboy ModelSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......