Satire story: Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict, inmate, and prisoner, has reportedly called up the once baseball hall of fame shoe-in Roger Clemens and tried to make him feel better about his legal situation. LiLo Lindsay Lohan Has Called Roger Clemens And Told Him Prision Isn't So Bad If You Look Like HerSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....