Satire story: Lindsay Lohan Offers A Leg To Save Zsa Zsa Gabor

Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!" "Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister Lindsay Lohan Offers A Leg To Save Zsa Zsa GaborSatire about

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