Satire story: Lindsay Lohan Released From Prison And Vows To Never Again Rob Another Bank - Oops!

LOS ANGELES - Noah Westbunker, warden of The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women, opened the cell door to jail cell #69, and escorted prisoner #362436, aka Lindsay Lohan to the front iron gate and Lindsay Lohan Released From Prison And Vows To Never Again Rob Another Bank - Oops!Satire about

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