Satire story: Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...shirley Temples..."

LAX - Lindsay Lohan's Mom says her daughter has been taken totally out of context in an attempt to smear her daughter's reputation. "She saw her drinking a colorful looking drink and jumped to the conclusion Lindsay Lohan To Accuser: "I Shirley Wasn't Drinking...shirley Temples..."Satire about

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