Satire story: Linguist: Rock Groups Will Run Out of Names Soon

CHICAGO. First killer bees, then global warming. Now a widely-respected linguist has identified a new threat to worry about--the possibility that all conceivable names for rock groups will be exhausted within four years.... Linguist: Rock Groups Will Run Out of Names SoonSatire about

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