Satire story: Lip-synch Disaster As Cheryl Cole Mimes At Brits

London - (Get-a-Grip): Desperately trying to emulate an already threadbare Michael Jackson routine vapid nonentity Cheryl Cole dazzled (sic) with a flaccid mimed performance at the Brits last night. Even if it had been a lip-synch Lip-synch Disaster As Cheryl Cole Mimes At BritsSatire about

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