Satire story: Liverpool Plan To Portray City As 'Not Shit'

Mention the name 'Liverpool' to anyone and their immediate reaction will be to check that their pockets have not been picked or that they haven't stood in shite. Such is the opinion of the vast majority Liverpool Plan To Portray City As 'Not Shit'Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....