Satire story: Liverpool Sign World's Oldest Player

Following their signing of a dead Croatian footballer, Liverpool have now completed the signing of the oldest footballer in the world. Frank Dellin, 74, has signed for the Reds from non-league Woodbury FC. The transfer Liverpool Sign World's Oldest PlayerSatire about

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