Satire story: Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool DrubbingSatire aboutAries horoscope
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