Satire story: Local Man Makes Complete Ass of Himself In Valentine's Day Cock-up

Local man Martin Shuttlecock today narrowly averted making a complete and utter arse of himself on Valentine's Day thanks to an eagle eyed mate of his who'd popped round for a cup of tea on Local Man Makes Complete Ass of Himself In Valentine's Day Cock-upSatire about

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The world moves pretty fast around you and you must learn to slow it down to a reasonable pace. Much of this can be d......