Satire story: Local Man Stars In Advert For Local Kebab Shop Following Mugging

The battered face of formulaic local man, Eccles Burnstone, features in a new advert for a local fast food outlet. The 43 year-old was mugged by four people and also robbed of his freshly purchased kebab, Local Man Stars In Advert For Local Kebab Shop Following MuggingSatire about

Pisces horoscope

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