Satire story: Local Man Too Tired To Fart - Will He Have The Energy To Vote?

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that he was too tired to fart, and that he couldn't guarantee his local Conservative Party candidate that he'd turn up at the polls on Thursday either. Blaming overwork, and Local Man Too Tired To Fart - Will He Have The Energy To Vote?Satire about

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