Satire story: Local Man Waits

Local man, Seaton Carew (40), this morning spent all morning sitting in a Magistrates Court waiting room, waiting. Carew, on a charge of affray whilst extremely drunk, allegedly thought he was waiting for lunchtime as lunchtime Local Man WaitsSatire about

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