Satire story: Local Mans Finger Goes Through Toilet Paper.

A local man is said to be in a stable condition today after having been pulled from the jaws of almost uncertain death, but very certain need for antibacterial hand wash, following a toilet roll Local Mans Finger Goes Through Toilet Paper.Satire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......