Satire story: Local Man's Psychic Cat Predicts Easy England Win

Local man Martin Shuttlecock, currently malingering and drinking more beer than can possibly be good for him while the World Cup's on, decided to conduct an experiment last night, ahead of England's crucial World Cup Local Man's Psychic Cat Predicts Easy England WinSatire about

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