Satire story: Lolita Pole-dancing Equipment A Top Loss-leader Says Woolies
London - (Unbelievably Tacky Mess): High Street retailer Woolworths is said to be stunned at the barrage of criticism levelled at its top loss-leading under-12s' pole dancing equipment marketed under the Lolita range. Lolita Pole-dancing Equipment A Top Loss-leader Says WooliesSatire aboutGemini horoscope
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