Satire story: London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place In Britain, After Midsomer

The spate of recent knife attacks in London - which culminated in the murders of three people on New Year's Eve - has elevated the capital to second in a league table of the most London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place In Britain, After MidsomerSatire about

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