Satire story: Londoners Respond To Britney's Invasion of Their Beloved City; Sir Elton John Extends His Assistance In This Time of Crisis

London, England - Some say Britney is trying to run away from K-Fed; others that she is running back into the arms Justin (whom they say she secretly wants away from Madonna); still other's say Londoners Respond To Britney's Invasion of Their Beloved City; Sir Elton John Extends His Assistance In This Time of CrisisSatire about

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