Satire story: Major League Baseball To Be Sped Up; Violence Added For Perspicuously Numb Audience

The tireless innings that seem to drag on forever in major league baseball will now be a thing of the past according to spokespersons for the league. New rules will be garnered and enforced in Major League Baseball To Be Sped Up; Violence Added For Perspicuously Numb AudienceSatire about

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