Satire story: Man Attacked For Saying "I Like Kids But I Couldn't Eat A Whole One"

Wiltshire, UK - Ted Brown, known locally as 'Ed', was brutally attacked outside his home on the morning of October 29th, just minutes after walking their family dog named (for reasons unknown) Cat. It is... Man Attacked For Saying "I Like Kids But I Couldn't Eat A Whole One"Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......