Satire story: Man Eats At Taco Bell, Loses Carbon Neutral

A man lost his much-coveted "carbon neutral" designation Sunday, eating a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito, a Carne Asada Steak Taquito, and a Mexican Pizza. Sources said the man appeared "distraught" and also "somewhat gassy and bloated." Man Eats At Taco Bell, Loses Carbon NeutralSatire about

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