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After Saturday's humiliation at the hands of their arch-rivals and fellow title contenders Liverpool, bosses at Old Trafford have acted swiftly to support grieving Manchester United fans as they struggle to come to terms with Manchester United Helpline NumberSatire about

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You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......