Satire story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel... Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace HeinzeSatire about

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In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time. I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this......