Satire story: Mancunians Vs Scousers, Battle of Britain, Or Viva Espana Vs Ex-scouser, Rooney?!

Man Utd face their arch rivals, Liverpool today, Scousers vs Mancunians an ancient battle with tradition, culture, pride, anguish, joy, tears, and an obvious winner Man U! But does this old fashion, battle of Britain rivalry Mancunians Vs Scousers, Battle of Britain, Or Viva Espana Vs Ex-scouser, Rooney?!Satire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......