Satire story: Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson\'s Humanitarian Record
LOS ANGELES, CA - In an effort to raise money to pay for the King of Pop\'s funeral, the cash-strapped Jackson family auctioned off Michael\'s humanitarian record today to the highest bidder. Going once, going twice... Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson\'s Humanitarian RecordSatire aboutCapricorn horoscope
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