Satire story: Mark Lester Piggott Denies Paris Paternity

London - (Reuterus): "Wasn\'t me who dunnit," the ex-champion flat racing jockey commented today, "too bleedin\' saddle-sore to squeeze one out, mate." Piggott, 69, was being interviewed about reports that he is Paris Jackson\'s DNA father. The Mark Lester Piggott Denies Paris PaternitySatire about

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