Satire story: Massive Chunk of Halley's Comet Black Opal Orbiting Eclipsed Full Moon

Area 51, Nevada - (Cool Yule News): NASA HQ sources said today a huge breakaway chunk of black opal from Halley's Comet has been detected orbiting the periphery of the moon. Its emergence comes ahead of Massive Chunk of Halley's Comet Black Opal Orbiting Eclipsed Full MoonSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....