Satire story: Masturbating Not The Cause of Male Baldness!

Tiny boys, teenagers and other males (most of them actually) masturbating are not the cause of males going bald. Scientists have been researching into the age-old problem of males going bald and now they have Masturbating Not The Cause of Male Baldness!Satire about

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......