Satire story: Masturbator Meets God On Chat Roulette?

A man dressed in a push-up bra and crotchless panties claims he logged onto Chat Roulette last night and met God as his random stranger. God apparently then ranted about Earthlings screwing up the planet Masturbator Meets God On Chat Roulette?Satire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....