Satire story: Mel Gibson Launches "Patriot" Sex Toy For Randy Men Who's Partners Fall Asleep - But It Doesn't Work For Jews

Actor and wife-beater Mel Gibson today launched a sex aide designed for men who's partners fall asleep without giving them blow jobs. The "Patriot" is a synthetic mouth complete with moving tongue, into which the Mel Gibson Launches "Patriot" Sex Toy For Randy Men Who's Partners Fall Asleep - But It Doesn't Work For JewsSatire about

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