Satire story: Members of Faith No More Tribute Band Surprised Band Hasn't Helped Them Get Laid

Though a number of fans have congratulated the band on accurately representing the sound and appearance of the LA-quintet, band members report that no women have slept with them for the same reason. Members of Faith No More Tribute Band Surprised Band Hasn't Helped Them Get LaidSatire about

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