Satire story: Menzies Fingers Mingus

Menzies Campbell has today pulled out of the race for the Liberal Democrat leadership after admitting to having fingered jazz legend Charles Mingus. 'I've always enjoyed his loose bass-oriented rhythms' said the experienced MP for Menzies Fingers MingusSatire about

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