Satire story: Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas, the Hollywood movie star who is married to that Welsh bird, Catherine Zeta Jones, is unlikely ever to make it to the village of Wetwang in East Yorkshire, and it's not because of Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"Satire about

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