Satire story: Michael Eavis To Sell Shares In Worthy Farm

Michael Eavis, founder of the Glastonbury festival and man with his head on upside-down, has today announced privately that he is to offer shares in his farm, the home of the World Famous Glastonbury Festival Michael Eavis To Sell Shares In Worthy FarmSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....