Satire story: Michael Jackson Cause of Death Determined
WASHINGTON DC - In a special study at Methesdum Medical Hospital, flesh from Michael Jackson\'s buttocks were analyzed and found to contain lethal levels of formaldehyde. This is a known break-down product of aspartame, an Michael Jackson Cause of Death DeterminedSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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