Satire story: Michael Jackson's Boyfriend Finally Comes Out of The Closet

WEST HOLLYWOOD - After almost a year of hiding the suppressed truth in one of his closets, Jason Pfeiffer (pronounced: PICK-le-BOY) has come forward or rather OUTward. Pfeiffer, was working as a dermatologist trainee for Dr. Michael Jackson's Boyfriend Finally Comes Out of The ClosetSatire about

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