Satire story: Michael Vick Loses Dogfight Against Bears In Chicago.

Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles lost a dog fight in Chicago, losing 31-26. There Are Not Nearly... ... as many sports-related dog metaphors as I first thought."It was a beating, an absolute beagle-whupping," said Vick, Michael Vick Loses Dogfight Against Bears In Chicago.Satire about

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