Satire story: Mick Jagger Lands J Howard Marshall III Role In Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith Life Story

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Ageing sexagerian crooner Mick Jagger is to play the role of Texan oil billionaire J Howard Marshall III in the Royal Opera House's production of Anna Nicole Smith's life story. The Mick Jagger Lands J Howard Marshall III Role In Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith Life StorySatire about

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