Satire story: Mid-year Best of Sporta!

Since the air conditioner here at Sportalicious headquarters is on the fritz, we're giving you a midyear look at the best of Sportalicious! Remember kids, don't play with leaking Freon, Play With Pain!"... Mid-year Best of Sporta!Satire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......