Satire story: Mild Breeze Causes UK Chaos

Most of the UK ground to a halt yesterday when a mild breeze caused gridlock on the transport system, forcing schools and businesses to shut. The Met Office says that it had issued a warning of Mild Breeze Causes UK ChaosSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......