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A storm of controversy has erupted in the Miley Cyrus camp today when having her weekly checkup the doctor said "the left breast hung a fraction of a centimeter lower than the right breasts but Miley Cyrus Breasts Lopsided ShockerSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......